Daniel would probably point to the four stars above the badge on the shirt and go quietly on his way.
Vos ist das, das is schisse!!. (there thats one of the few German things I know and understand, and it still makes me laugh today). Daniel Stendel is set to resign from the Burnsley job and takeover the German national job when Joachim Loewe gets whacked next week lol.
He's got to be Hemmsy. After all, the username has been registered on since 2015, so he would know who "Hemsworth Tyke" and "Phil" is, rather than replying with "Who" when challenged.