Moncur's boots

I should have said trout pout instead of collagen. I'm not with the times.

 

The times we live in.... where to mimic a duck and post in to tens of people online is considered the thing to do

 

Beware all aspiring footballers! Supertyke cautions that your choice of partner dictates how you perform on the pitch:

So if you're a goalie find someone good with their hands. Spreads themselves well. Doesn't easily let one in.

If you're a sub premier league defender, marry a sturdy no nonsense type. One who gets stuck in. Might not be attractive, but gets the job done.

Midfielders - depends on your role so you can play the field a bit. You might go for one who can make a pass. But someone better at holding might be preferable.

If you're up front it explains your attitude to breast size. Forward by name, forward by nature.

Anyway....whoever you choose, your partner's behaviour will dictate how you play football.

And don't think that Supertyke's revelation just applies to footballers. Your own actions must now be seen in a whole new light.

At least you can have someone else to blame for everything that goes wrong in your life.

 

Alternatively I was saying that his sense of entitlement and 'don't you know who I am' attitude towards his job is echoed in those who he surrounds himself with.