Unfortunately due to our lass pissing about with holidays this year, we've had to get a late deal off teletext, one where you don't know where you're going until you get to the airport. Does anyone know a bar that's showing it on Necker Island?
I’ll pick you up on my yacht around half 11. Have a walk down to levante beach and mine is the biggest with the helipad on the roof. Afterwards we’ll chat about January 17 and brexit until we fall asleep out of sheer boredom. Oh and bring your mankini, the red one.
if you want a proper reply, mate. Id recommend the Winning Post, next to the Yorkshire Pride. Cheap ale, fairly decent food, and the guy has his own bookies behind the bar.
Hope you are having a good holiday and found somewhere to watch RothTyke so long as your name isn't Freda... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-woman-81-claims-benidorm-13075153