Alex Mowatt song

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  1. Sim

    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    Since he looks like being our player of the year, we should really have a song for Alex Mowatt.
    I don't like the "he hates Leeds scum" that we used to sing for Adam Hammill simply because he doesn't.
    He was a Leeds fan who began his career there so it's a bit daft to sing that for him.

    Someone on here posted early season a nice simple song from "Madagascar"

    "I lkie to Mowatt, Mowatt".
    "I like to Mowatt, Mowatt"
    I like to Mowatt, Mowatt,
    "Mowatt"

    or even replace "I like to" with "Alex" even though its a syllable short.

    Same goes for Ehan Pinnock who could pip him at the post.
    Can't think of anything at the moment apart from "There's only one Ethan Pinnock"

    I much prefer songs that get behind our own players rather than trying to goad the away fans with stupid songs like "You're a just a small town in "insert nearest town within 80 miles"
     
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    I'm sure something better could be done for mcgeehan too

    Don't stop mcgeehan

    Or
    Camma camma camma camma camma cam mcgeehan
     
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    wombwell-red Well-Known Member

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    Think Ethan Pinnocks already got a song, something about tucking something into his sock?
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Crap song though that basically says 'pinnock's black and we're going to point it out'
     
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    Can't say I've heard that one although it sounds interesting
     
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    wombwell-red Well-Known Member

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    Whatever floats your boat. To me they’re saying he’s got a big penis like but if that’s what you’re hearing who am I to disagree?
     
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    Same tune as 'Barn-ser-lee, Barn-ser-lee, Barn-ser-lee etc' (which is actually John Philip Sousa's 'The Stars & Stripes Forever', fact fans)

    Alex Mowatt's disco pants are the best
    They go right from his arse to his chest
    They're better than Adam And The Ants
    Alex Mowatt's disco pants

    Worked a treat for Martin Devaney in the play-off run in 2006
     
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    Ask BFC Active Member

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    1234 whoa a oh
    Mowatt and Mcgeehan
    Whoa a oh
    Midfield magicians
    Whoa a oh
    Never give the ball away
     
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    To the tune of “She’s Electric” by Oasis

    Mooooooowats electric
    His passing is ******* eccentric
    He does things you’ve never expected
    And he plays for Tarn

    And I want you To know
    He’ll rip your team to pieces
    Cos He don’t need no time

    And I want you to know
    He’ll rip your team to pieces
    Cos he don’t need no

    He kicks with left
    He slides with right
    And when he shoots he’s dynamite
    There’s nothing that he can not do
    He’s electric can I be electric toooooo

     
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    redrum Banned Idiot

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    It's the same song as united fans sang.to lukaku when he 1st went and he publicly asked them not to sing it. I assume pretty much for the reason super tyke stated.
     
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    Don’t call us.....
     
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    To the Sunderland fans when they come down
    To the tune of “part of the union” (strawbs)
    You won’t get McGeehan he’s part of the Barnsley
    You won’t get McGeehan he’s part of the Barnsley
    You won’t get McGeehan he’s part of the Barnsley
    Till the day he dies
    Till the day he dies
     
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    He 'll swivel his hips
    He'll swivel his hips
    Alex mowatt
    He'll get on your tits

    He'll get on your tits
    He'll get on you tits
    Alex Mowatt
    He'll get on your tits

    He,'ll swivel his hips
    He'll swivel his hips
    Alex Mowatt
    We love him to bits
    Love him to bits
    Alex Mowatt
    We love you to bits


    How's that any good....
     
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    Sorry Marlon you can’t expect the Pontyenders to know any Strawbs tunes.

    Great song but too far back for most.
     
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    I always have to chuckle at some of the songs posted on here. There really is some absolute dross posted :)
     
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    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Mine.. mine... mine...mine... mine ... mine
     
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    Cavare too
    Same as woman on quest said the Lisa Milnelli song
    Welcome to the Cavere(caberet)
     
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    stand up if you love alex
    stand up if you love alex
    and repeat
     
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    cudeth red Well-Known Member

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    Im in ponty end and know all strawbs back catalogue
     
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    How about this for big keef

    Scores with his left
    scores with his right
    makes your defence
    look pretty shi-te
    He's Kieffer Moore! He's Kieffer Moore! x2

    Ohohohohohoh


    To the tune of this:
     

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