Is Kieffer sometimes dizzy or is he crying all the time ??

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    ....... because if he isn’t then he’s got over his concussion according to the NHS website.

    So he needs to be straight back in the team next week.

    But he needs watching closely - because if he starts uncontrollable blubbering in the middle of the match for no apparent reason (eg he hasn’t just missed another sitter) then he needs hauling off the field because his head is still not reight.
     
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    The wisdom of Dr Nudge:oops:
     
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    Someone’s on the ale
     
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    I'm not sure that it's just Kieffer who's banged his head! I understand you want to be controversial at times but that's not the same as being soft.
     
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    Post of the week. Quality.
     
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    I realise this is just another puerile wind up but really, you may want to consider sparing us this utter *****. It’s tedious and dull.
     
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    Nudge, I'd tried following that post, but I just ended up with my foreskin over my head, where did I go wrong? Any help appreciated.
     
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    It’s reight what I’m saying.
    Look at NHS website.
    He needs watching closely - probably with someone with a good pair of binoculars.
    The medical advice is - if he starts welling up then he needs pulling off.
     
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    Nudger treating serious head injuries as a joke in "Let's pretend it's still 1970" shocker.

    You really are either a troll or an absolute brain donor of the highest order. Which is it?
     
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    Yeah, ok, but can we just get serious for a bit and talk about my foreskin please?
     
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    From what I can gather if it starts welling up you need pulling off.
     
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    It’s usually when it’s swelling up that it needs pulling off
     
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    If I start welling up will someone pull me off as well?
     
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    Since when has this site been so serious that we have to jump on a harmless attempt at humour.
    Even if it is Nudger.
    Nowt wrong with talking daft occasionally.
     
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    Trouble is too many on here talk daft most of the time


    By the way I hold my hand up to being one of the guilty ones... Lol
     
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