I should of instead of have People like Lorraine Kelly and Ross King sucking up to so called stars telling them how great they are /look. Them silly ***** that blow massive clouds from their ecigs. People who sit on the end seat on buses or trains so nobody can sit next to them. Paddy Mcguiness.
This winds me up for the other reason! Use both lanes until the end and then merge in turn... it’s not hard, it’s how it should be done, no one is seeing anyone off! There is always that twonk who got in the left lane half a mile early but only halfway so straddles both the lanes to stop others getting past them... leaving the right lane empty until it closes off.... that boils my piss!
I agree, why cause a queue a mile long of standstill traffic when you can just all merge easily one by one from both lanes.
I’ve told my mam she is going to start getting ‘like a mum to me’, ‘dad and partner’ etc. cards to get around this problem I did buy 10 Mam and Dad Christmas cards this time as I found a nice selection, that’s me sorted for the next 9 years!
Simon Cowell, Jeremy Vine, Jeremy Kyle, Philip Schofield ( a son of Oldham ???) Ant and Dec. People who dip a spoon into food they are preparing, lick the spoon then use it again to re-stir the food. Anyone who is indecisive. NHS staff who when dealing with a patient with a speech defect, presume that they are unable to comprehend what is being said to them and either cup their hand around the patients ear 'ole and shout into it, or worse still, talk to a member of the patients family as though the patient is totally incapable of speaking for themselves. Name droppers. Negativity.
Can beat that hands down. Quite a few years ago I was coming out of the Alhambra centre (with those heavy swing doors I always look behind so as to not let go if someone is just behind ) . A 30's something woman was several yards behind me but she had both hands full with shopping bags I waited holding back the door and casually said.. "there you go Love".. As she swept past me through the door, and without looking at me, she muttered " sexist patronising pig!". I was totally speechless, and for probably the only time in my life (as my wife would confirm) completely lost for words.
people, especially teachers, and parents, who can't use correct grammar, as in 'their,' 'there' and 'they're'...
When football managers start an interview answer with 'listen..' I hear it a lot in Bristol. Little Lee uses it all the time. Darrell Clarke (ex Bristol Rovers) used to do it. The guy who replaced Clarke does it. Even the Bristol Bears rugby guy did it on the news the other day. Interviewer asks a question. 'Listen...' It's like yes, everyone is listening. Go on, my child. Is this mainly a South West thing? Drives me nuts..
Agreed. People starting a reply with "so" often equates to "I've had to sit and listen to your question and now I'm going to ignore it and say what I intended to say anyway" People who start with look or listen equates to "you know nothing and now I'm going to put you right".
Cyclists who wear black especially when it's dark, BRIGHT colours for goodness sake. Hi vis vests should be compulsory for their own sakes at least!
I dislike the Australian cricketer thing which goes like this: Interviewer: "So, an unbeaten century for you today as Australia moved to over 400 in the first innings. You must be pleased?" Player: "Yeah, no, look, the team have done well." GRRRRRR.
Yeh exactly, and like Churtonred said, it's as if they have already decided what they are going to say anyway, and totally disregard the question. It lacks class and intelligence, and yet I think they genuinely believe it makes them sound more intelligible. Just answer the question! Every interview with little Lee, regardless of the question, the answer will always start: 'yeh, listen...' It's actually just rude.