Most painful things ever

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  1. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    The most pained,
     
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    "First movement" after perianal fistula surgery.
     
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    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    At first this sounded like a classical piece. I fear holy ****. My prayers are with you.
     
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    No. Could a copy be borrowed from the Job Centre?
     
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    I certainly hit a few high notes. 6 operations to sort things out so plenty of re5hitals
     
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    Getting married it's been a pain ever since
     
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    Double ripping of cruciate ligaments then having to drive myself home 40 miles.

    Listening to either side pretending they know what they’re on about with brexit
     
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    Taking the plug out after the op is the worst, but renal colic (kidney stones) beats the lot.
     
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    3. Trapping my foreskin in my jeans zipper as a kid.............my todger never really recovered
    2. When the anesthetic failed at my first dental filling............. there is still a dent in the ceiling where my head collided with it
    1. My divorce settlement...........no not the money side of things but the sad sad fact that the powers that be gave custody of my daughter to my ex-wife

    My scars are my own
     
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    Passing a kidney stone is sheer agony.
     
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    ouch
     
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    Childbirth (observing!)

    and lets not forget those masochs who pay good money for a painful 'experience' (not me)
     
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    Skiing down a black slope, then tripping and falling on my pole.
    Skewered.
     
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    Is that Steve Job?
     
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    Standing on a Lego brick.
     
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    I've been having a problem with an eye. The upshot is after a second round of tests yesterday, from next Monday I have to go for a monthly injection into my eyeball. I cannot report on the pain just yet, I can only imagine it. But it is my idea of hell :-(
     
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    Burst appendix
    Peritonitis
    Twisted Bowel
    Ruptured disc and associated nerve damage
    Broken nose, cheekbones and jaw from being hit repeatedly about the head with a blunt object
    Nerve drilled away by dentist when doing root canal

    But depression is much worse
     
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    I got my jaw snapped outside Swillsbrough 2012/13. It was the game where McGuire scored in the 96th minute. I'm not sure which of the 2 were more painful.
     
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    As frightening as that is, I've heard from someone who has had similar that it doesn't hurt.
     
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    Lumbar puncture.
    Ripped out finger nail.
    Foot crushed breaking all toes
    Slipped disc
    Man Flu
     
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