So when I turned up with the wrong season ticket last Saturday....

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  1. tobyornottoby

    tobyornottoby Well-Known Member

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    ..guess what thereafter happened.

    Like a pillock (well OK more accurately as the pillock I am) I grabbed the season ticket in my mancave drawer and headed for Oakwell.

    At the turnstile the gatekeeper saw that I had a season ticket for a young adult.

    I am 59.

    What happened next?
     
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    It were took off thi...
     
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    SWAT team were called in.
     
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    you slipped him a fiver and you were let in.
     
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    We drew 2 2
     
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    He said, "Gerrin theer, ya daft young bugger. Turning up wearing an old bloke mask, whatever next..."
     
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    You went to the box office, told them what had happened and they printed you a free ticket and you got in :D
     
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    This happened to my mate a couple of weeks ago. No problem..
     
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    You gave him a lick of your lollipop ?
     
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