Running onto the pitch

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    How many 'fans' will run onto the pitch tomorrow after almost certainly being politely asked not to by the club? Nearest guess wins a surprise gift.
    I'm going for 238.5 ( the .5 being a tender infant suckling on it's mother's breast as she clambers wilfully over the hoardings. The mother being a big fat lass from Cudeth).
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Apr 26, 2019
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    Given it'll be wet, and there's possibly another game to play on the hallowed turf, I'd suggest that a few hundred cnuts in knock-off Stone Island farting about on the grass won't help the ground staff.
     
    Micky Finn, Apr 26, 2019
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    Pompey and Sunderland draw and we win I expect a few will not saying it's okay. Results don't go our way I'd imagine almost no one will.
     
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    Potentially it's not the last game at home so I would hope none.
     
    TonyTyke, Apr 26, 2019
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    Should have ground staff stood on the perimeter, with their rakes to hand.

    Never understood why people feel the need to run onto the pitch at the end of the last game. 22 years ago was different, it was a (sadly) once in a generation achievement and emotion took over. Nothing gets decided tomorrow. Even if all results go our away, if anyone runs on the pitch in what could be perceived as a promotion celebration, we'd look like idiots.
     
    leythtyke, Apr 26, 2019
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    TonyTyke Well-Known Member

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    To be fair, in the past few years we haven't when we were safe or we lost heavily.
     
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    please leave cudeth out off it
     
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    Hopefully everyone stays of the pitch so we can applaude the lads for the season they have had. I imagine some will though because most times they come off the pitch with a match worn shirt, keeper gloves or boots that they have begged off a player.
     
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    Simple solution. Land mines...:)
     
    Mr C, Apr 26, 2019
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    I thought the players did a lap of honour almost last week, making up for the lack of one tomorrow? they certainly wandered around a bit more than they usually do at the final whistle
     
    pompey_red, Apr 26, 2019
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    I will be hot footing it back to the car as it’s the wife’s birthday tomorrow and we have come away to Reeth for a week today. Bless her, she understands that football is more important than her birthday :) I need to ensure I treat her well tomorrow night when I get back to the holiday cottage. I am sure I will miss the shenanigans!
     
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    Fingers crossed it'll be our last home game this year.
     
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    The annual post.
     
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    LOL
     
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    or simple non fatal solution
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    They'll be running headlong into a 40 mph storm. Fingers crossed it knocks them all on their arses.
     
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    Aye, don't want to mess up the hallowed turf..!!:)
     
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    Snipers strategically positioned around Oakwell would ensure nobody runs onto the pitch. The ammo used could be scaled according to the encroacher.
     
    MarioKempes, Apr 26, 2019
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    What fine beasts. The dogs look fantastic too.
     
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    These pitch invaders should be arrested and charged. They are involved in criminal activity.

    Then they should be given legal aid to help their defence.

    Then they should plead that they were groomed by certain posters on here who think it's OK to ruin post match arrangements. Annually.

    Or that they were turned delirious and sexually uncontrollable when spotting a big bare tit from Cudeth.
     
    tobyornottoby, Apr 26, 2019
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