It wasn’t me turner

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  1. RedStriker

    RedStriker Well-Known Member

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    Mike Turner emphatically denied painting The Fighting Temeraire saying it was some painter and decorator from Cudderth.
    Police are still investigating
     
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    My favourite painting by that useless, shot-shy streak of pee.
    The old warhorse of Trafalgar getting towed for breaking by the steam tug amidst a glorious sunset, is the most poignant, melancholic premonition of the modern age...
    Just glad Mike didn't get to witness the catastrophic ***** that would follow, 60 years later...
     
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    I heard he painted ‘Fisherman at Sea’ as an expression of joy at scoring the winning goal away at Ipswich Town.
     
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    Agreed. Great piece of work
     
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    Watched the film Mr Turner the other week. Enjoyed it and the recreation they did of Turner seeing the Temeraire being towed was superbly shot.
     
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    And....
    The sun is in the wrong part of the sky together with the steam vessel’s smoke stack is not in the right place.
     
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