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  1. Dar

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    Yes it's the same Steve Bruce. He writes third rate crime novels apparently. this is the fate that befell Wednesday's reserve striker as a warning to others not to miss crucial penalties
     
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    Is that Atdhe Nuhiu bleeding to death on the pitch?
     
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    Wtf, somebody stabbed him on the pitch and nobody noticed ? should have been the shortest book in history :D
     
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    Typical he goes down like a sack of spuds but when the ref waves him back he comes sprinting back like Usain Bolt. It didn't ought be allowed.
     
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    Bloody hell, he's bigger than Peter Crouch!
     
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    Why is he a 1000 times bigger than the linesman
     
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    Sussed it, he’s actually in his own house and fallen on his Subbuteo pitch! :cool:
     
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    Apparently the plot revolves around somebody kidnapping the janitor at Sheffield Wednesday. WTF. You couldn't make it up......oh, hang on, he did.
     
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    Listen to some it, starts at about 15 minutes in. Yep it hilarious, cheers mate. I might even look for the book as a gift for my Wendy mate. The review says it's like something Alan partridge would have written. He had a car chase but just bangs on about the list of multiple adjustments he can make in his Jag.
     
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    Amazingly he wrote 2 other books which are reviewed in other episodes. In one of them he figures out a woman is a Mossad spy when she lets slip that her favourite player is Eyal Berkovic.
     
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    What annoys me is the amount of land dead people take up, this fooooka is tekin pi ss
     
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    I used to chase Wendys rarnd hillsboro, i just wait till they get in range now
     
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    Coz he's MASSIVE
     
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