I butter mine on both sides so that when I drop a slice it can't make its mind up which side should land face down. It just hovers an inch above the ground spinning until I pick it up.
As I'm sure you all know, a slice of buttered toast is often used to prove Sod's Law, otherwise known as Murphy's Law. You just toss it spinning into the air, and whichever way it lands, it proves Sod's Law.
Had it land butter side up once when I was still at 6th form. As I was doing physics I discussed this with our Physics teacher and after an entire lesson we came to the conclusion that I had in fact buttered the wrong side.
This is true. In Portugal they attach magnets to Toast inside copper windings and have been known to power entire midnight golf driving ranges..
I have a hungover Sunday issue. That winds me up everytime. How come whenever I open a paracetamol or ibuprofen box it's always the end with that silly leaflet covering the tablets. I double checked, if you open the other end you have free, unobstructed access. I don't think I've ever opened that end first time. Maybe it's just me.