Hopefully avoiding the fruit cakes. He’s married so I take it he won’t have been looking for the crumpet/s. Bit warm today was he sweating cobs?
Not sweating, was parading round like a boss in shorts, a salmon pink shirt and some sick gazelles...
Guess Someone's taking the rise out of folk although I bet you felt a proper Teacake standing there.. by the way have you got proof you saw him
I've got to join in this one! He'll be earning his crust next season! Ciabatta get some good results or he'll be brown bread