Toilet rolls

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  1. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    against the wall or away from the wall.


    Away for me.
     
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    Definitely away
     
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    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    sez it all innit.
     
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    Wtf does it matter as long as you can wipe your arse with it
     
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    On the pitch like at Accrington Stanley!?
     
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    Or as we normally say. Flaps in or flaps out
     
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    Only Izal made real toilet roll.....proper stuff that scraped your rear end till you looked like one of those Baboons....if you were hard enough to stand it.
     
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  9. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    have you ever had a sense of humour? no thowt not.
     
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    Daily Mail meks a arse wipe too.
     
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    That wasn't toilet paper,it was torture. But me mam would always buy it cos it was the cheapest
     
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    I might be a maverick, but I don’t care. I just put the toilet roll on the holder randomly and let fate decide- edgy AF!
     
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    It does but I find The Guardian to be slightly more absorbent and a little less abrasive.
     
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    On a vertical post on floor
     
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  15. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    wow.. thats very Bohemian :eek:
     
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    Are we talking Izal on a roll or in the flat box?
    In them days we used to have both, to all intents and purposes useless for wiping your arse. Just smeared it around for half an hour.
     
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    This thread is just ****
     
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    I once got cautioned by the Police whilst on an anti apartheid match in London. Must have been about 1986/87. I was cautioned because I was wearing a T Shirt that had the Daily Mail masthead with the headline underneath. ‘I wouldn’t wipe my ar$e with it.’ Underneath that was a smaller headline which said ‘I wouldn’t wipe my dogs arse with it either.’

    Couldn’t believe it when the Copper pulled me to one side and said I was potentially causing a a Public Order offence. Think he would have taken it further but he couldn’t find anyone in the 100,000 crowd who was offended!
     
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    We all have to go to the toilet. Thousands upon thousands of times of personal experience of the process for every single one of us.
    And someone actually came up with the idea of Izal.
    Astounding.
     
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    Thrown at the goal by fans on the Ponty End after we've scored.:D
     
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