What is a Patrick Schmidt?

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  1. Spi

    SpionPlop Active Member

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    That's there issue...
     
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    He's ******* ****.

    But but but but but support him.

    Nope

    ****.
     
    Fonzie, Feb 8, 2020
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    Hes a poor Tom Bradshaw and he was poor.
     
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    I expected our first change striker that cost us (apparently) close to a million quid to be something. But I don't know what he is. Do you?

    You can support him all you want but if he never goes near the ball, what are you supporting?
     
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    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    Bradshaw closed down & put himself about at the very least.
     
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    Exactly! For a million pounds he doesn't offer enough, theres league 2 strikers that would have scored the 2 goals he's scored, doesnt mean there good enough for this league.
     
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    It’s the first poo after a heavy night on the beer.
     
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    Have you ever thought that the team round him is just a bit poo.
     
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    Using that logic, the team around Woodrow is just a bit poo.

    But Woodrow is brilliant.

    Schmidt is embarrassing.
     
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    Sorry people, I didn't scroll down to the bottom on the dictionary app, turns out it's a verb aswell:
    Schmidt
    -verb:

    To Schmidt: Schmidting

    Collaquial: "he's doing a Schmidt"

    The act of watching a team sport, most commonly football, from the sidelines for the majority of the contest, then attempting to become actively involved in the last ten minutes. Usually with no appreciable effect on the outcome of the contest.
     
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    Thank you. You always seem to say something level-headed. One of the few on here.
     
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    Will look great next seaon after we have sold Brown, Woodrow & Chaplin for peanuts.

    Long live the Plan.
     
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