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  1. Con

    Connor Well-Known Member

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    A very nervous and heavily pregnant woman attended her first ever ante natal class at her local
    Wellwoman Clinic. Her midwife went to great lengths to outline what she could expect by way of
    future care and did her best to allay her fears.

    At the end of the session, she was asked if there was anything else she wanted to know. She asked
    her midwife " when I am actually giving birth, what position will I be in." ?
    The midwife replied " not dissimilar to the position you were in when you conceived". The girl replied
    " what, in the back of a Cortina with my legs out of the window."?
     
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    In 9 months there will be a baby boom due to so many people staying at home together.

    In 13 years we can call those children Quaranteens.

    The coronial generation.
     
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    This here lockdown is starting to get to me

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    The name of the first Russian corona virus victim has just been released

    Ivor chestikoff....
    Taxi lol
     
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    I’m on day 12 without the wife. The sex is the same but the washing isn’t half piling up!!!
     
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    To anyone thinking of giving me a visit.
    Could you please have a **** in your own house first.
     
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    Poor old Philip Schofield

    He's waited 27 years to come out

    Now he's been told to stay in
     
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    A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting "The end of the world is nigh!!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.
     
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    I thought that he was mixed race, half Welsh?
     
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    Just called to fish shop , I shouted fish and chips twice please and she gave me a funny look and said I heard you the first time .
     
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