A very nervous and heavily pregnant woman attended her first ever ante natal class at her local Wellwoman Clinic. Her midwife went to great lengths to outline what she could expect by way of future care and did her best to allay her fears. At the end of the session, she was asked if there was anything else she wanted to know. She asked her midwife " when I am actually giving birth, what position will I be in." ? The midwife replied " not dissimilar to the position you were in when you conceived". The girl replied " what, in the back of a Cortina with my legs out of the window."?
In 9 months there will be a baby boom due to so many people staying at home together. In 13 years we can call those children Quaranteens. The coronial generation.
The name of the first Russian corona virus victim has just been released Ivor chestikoff.... Taxi lol
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting "The end of the world is nigh!!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.
Just called to fish shop , I shouted fish and chips twice please and she gave me a funny look and said I heard you the first time .