Kyle Walker - at it again

Not yet but I’m tempted, I’ve been for a sneaky bike ride with someone I don’t live with though

 

He’s a tit & shouldn’t be making daft mistakes like this but it’s hard to be too annoyed at him when every day I go on a walk & I see groups of young people out together, 3 generations from one family out walking together, mums out pushing prams together. It feels like there’s less of us following the rules than there is that aren’t following them.

I don’t say anything to these people so it’d be hypocritical for me to go after Walker over it.

 

He could be a carrier though which makes his age or fitness pretty irrelevant.
That could have passed to his sister who passed it to someone who is more vulnerable.
It's about the spreading.

 

I did notice McDonald’s were opening again

 

Oh I see what you did there you naughty little minx

 

Well thanks for your honesty but you need to stay strong, protect yourself, protect others & we will overcome .

 

He's just tweeted that he's sorry.

Sorry, I meant to say, he's just tweeted that he's sorry he got caught.

 

No he hasn't has he? I saw a tweet he put out at around midnight where his entire tweet and badly formatted pictures were actually just slagging off and blaming the media but I can't find any more recent apology?

 

Sorry yeah that was the one - didn't realise it was then.

Poor Kyle. Nobody else is allowed to see their family, but he can.

 

His statement in full rather than a selection of weird pictures

KYLE WALKER - A STATEMENT
I feel as though I have stayed silent for long enough.
In light of the most recent article published about me and my family, I feel as though I have no choice but to address things publicly.
I have recently gone through one of the toughest periods of my life, which I take full responsibility for.
However, I now feel as though I am being harassed.
This is no longer solely affecting me, but affecting the health of my family and my young children too.

In relation to the events on Wednesday, I travelled to Sheffield to give my sister a birthday card and present, but also to speak to one of the few people I believe I can trust in my life.
She hugged me to remind me how much she cares and that I am loved. What am I meant to do — push her away?
I then travelled to my parents' house to pick up some home-cooked meals. Again it's been an extremely tough couple of months for them: everything I've gone through in my life they have gone through with me.
What have my parents and sister done to deserve their privacy being invaded by photographers following me to their homes?
I constantly feel as though I'm being followed.

I don't even feel safe in the confines of my own home — why should they have to feel like that too? Who deserves that?
I am in a privileged position as a role model and a professional athlete, and can assure you from my upbringing I do not take it for granted.
But, at what stage do my feelings get taken into consideration?
My family has been torn apart, this has been dragged through the press, and I ask: when is enough enough?
At a time when the focus is understandably on Covid19, at what point does mental health get taken into consideration, an illness which affects every sufferer differently?
I am a human being, with feelings of pain and upset just like everybody else.

Being in the public eye as a professional athlete does not make you immune to this.
It is sad, but I feel as though my life is being scrutinised without any context.
I understand if people are upset or angry with me, but it was important for people to have a better understanding of my life.
Thank you for taking the time to hear my feelings.
Kyle Walker
May 8 2020

 

And what he really means

KYLE WALKER - A STATEMENT
I feel as though I have stayed silent for long enough.
In light of the most recent article published about me and my family, I feel as though I have no choice but to address things publicly. ******* hell I've been caught again I best say something
I have recently gone through one of the toughest periods of my life, which I take full responsibility for. I got vewy vewy upset that I was caught breaking lockdown to use prostitutes.
However, I now feel as though I am being harassed. I can't believe that people haven't just let me put their lives at risk without commenting.
This is no longer solely affecting me, but affecting the health of my family and my young children too. My kids now know I'm a prostitute using, lockdown breaking, selfish lovely person and I take absolutely zero responsibility for that. Its YOUR fault.

In relation to the events on Wednesday, I travelled to Sheffield to give my sister a birthday card and present, but also to speak to one of the few people I believe I can trust in my life. I can't afford to use royal mail and have and my phone cut off as I'm just a poor footballer. LOL jokes, nah I'm just a selfish lovely person who thinks he can do what he wants.
She hugged me to remind me how much she cares and that I am loved. What am I meant to do — push her away? My sister has two metre long arms. If I pushed her away it would make her feel like a freak.
I then travelled to my parents' house to pick up some home-cooked meals. Again it's been an extremely tough couple of months for them: everything I've gone through in my life they have gone through with me. Not content with being a lovely person once in a day I thought I'd really risk it and go visit mummy and daddy. Because I'm a prostitute using, lockdown breaking, selfish lovely person they've had a terrible time because everyone knows what kind of child they raised. This doesn't explain why I went to see them but I did.
What have my parents and sister done to deserve their privacy being invaded by photographers following me to their homes?
I constantly feel as though I'm being followed. If I had stayed at home as per the law then journalists wouldn't have followed me to everyone's houses while I break lockdown again and again. Obviously that's THEIR fault for visiting my sister. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
If a Kyle drivss across the country for a cuddle with his sister and his mum and his dad and nobody sees him do it has he spread covid-19?

I don't even feel safe in the confines of my own home — why should they have to feel like that too? Who deserves that? I don't feel safe from covid-19 at home because it's full of cum from my latest party. Maybe one of my guests brought it with them.
I am in a privileged position as a role model and a professional athlete, and can assure you from my upbringing I do not take it for granted. I am a footballer the rules don't apply but erm erm I'm from the north
But, at what stage do my feelings get taken into consideration?
My family has been torn apart, this has been dragged through the press, and I ask: when is enough enough? My family has been torn apart from the revelation that I'm a prostitute using, lockdown breaking, selfish lovely person. Everyone should take the blame for that but me.
At a time when the focus is understandably on Covid19, at what point does mental health get taken into consideration, an illness which affects every sufferer differently? I've seen mental health mentioned so I will play that card. I have an addiction to parties, driving across country, shagging prostitutes and risking the NHS. Don't blame me it's a medical condition called footballerselfimportanceitis
I am a human being, with feelings of pain and upset just like everybody else. I am a God like footballer, bow down to me. You should be ashamed that you caught me out time after time.

Being in the public eye as a professional athlete does not make you immune to this. But it does make you immune to covid-19 heheheh I do what I want, I do what I wantttttt, I'm Kyle walker, I do what I want
It is sad, but I feel as though my life is being scrutinised without any context. People do not know about my addiction to prostitutes parties and driving across country. If you knew that you wouldn't judge me for being a prostitute using, lockdown breaking, selfish lovely person.
I understand if people are upset or angry with me, but it was important for people to have a better understanding of my life.
Thank you for taking the time to hear my feelings. See I told you it wasn't my fault. I am a good ikkle boi who is vewy vewy upset at being caught.
Kyle Walker Kyle walkers representatives who have prepared this statement
May 8 2020 May 7th, uploaded to twitter may 8th

 

Not done himself any favours has he.

 

To be fair it was a helluva party, I lost 2 days and my wallet but it was worth it, tell your grandma thanks

 

NO SYMPATHY,,,,, he should have invited me to the shagging party!

 

Bless him. He thinks he's different to anyone else. What an absolute numpty.

 

Lets all face it. He's a thick tw@at from sheffield. The only reason we are remotely interested is because he's a football player. He is partly right that being a footballer doesnt impute a sense of moral leadership. We are all up in arms at his morally reprehensible antics because we think he should do better. Only one answer here and i'm afraid its a very obvious one. People like Kyle Walker are a moral vacum and a waste of space. The only thing that will eradicate this blight on our society is all cancelling our sky subscriptions and staying away from games that he plays in. If you dont, then dont pass judgement on a dumboid from sheffield who's only saving grace is that he is moderately good at football

 

He might have a lower risk of contracting Corona Virus Because of his age ..... but Swine flu , going to Sheffield , it’s a cert

 

Here's a good name for an Owl

Norfolk Island morepork owls

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world...pork-owls-major-breakthrough-for-rare-species

 

On second thoughts I won't be clapping for you as It seems you don't give a monkeys about the N.H.S. & also siding with K. Walker who definitely doesn't give a monkeys.