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  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    "Two people from different households will be allowed to meet outdoors if they stay more than two metres apart, the BBC understands"
     
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    Il be in Locke park, where will you be?
     
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  3. SuperTyke

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    In my defense I wrote Locke but it autocorrected it to lock.

    In reality we all know I will be skateboarding with my cool mate around Barnsley town centre.

    Well once I've learnt to skateboard

    And got a mate
     
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    I think you know my point..... or are you a hairdresser, you seem good at splitting hairs.
     
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    Id pay money to see that!
     
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    I'm not allowed to at the minute.....or am I ? :confused:
     
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    I don't know where the BBC have got that one from. The message was members of your own household.
     
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  8. Dragon Tyke

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    :p:D:p:D daft bugger
     
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    You should. Get out and get some fresh air.
     
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    Around this time of year, 'BBC understands', is usually a term following rumours of us signing some unknown from League Two. This year our rumours are about who we're allowed to see out of the house.
     
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  11. SuperTyke

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    I copied and pasted the quote from the BBC news website.
     
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    have to confess our lass has been cutting my hair with the dogs clippers... last night I went to bed in stripey pyjamas.... next morning a battalion of the British army were at the gate trying to liberate me.
     
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    Thought you were going to say you were no longer allowed on the settee ;)
     
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    that as well fella.... its hellish
     
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    Cricket is the way forward, no reason for anyone to be within 2m of anyone else. Having to use a new ball for every delivery would be expensive though.
     
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    I know, I've seen it as well. I just didn't hear Boris say that.
     
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  17. SuperTyke

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    I imagine they've seen more information than what we have as they've all reported garden centres to reopen and he didn't mention that either
     
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    they could dip the balls in sheep dip or summat then re use them every other ball, they'd save a fortune
     
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    I wouldn't advise dipping your balls in sheep dip
     
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    dont knock it until thas had a go at it mukka
     
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