Boris thread - apologies for being a bit late ........

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  1. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    Only just realised it was my turn on the 'Bash Boris' daily rota to post a message -- so here goes ---

    BREAKING NEWS.

    Boris has 8 children, 4 of whom have never been seen -- he has 8 mistresses and one girlfriend and at least 6 ex-wives.

    He once mistook a burka for a letter box -- he has a penchant for leaping into fridges -- oh! and he's a friend of Trump.

    Nearly forgot, he's also a liar - in fact I'm not sure if the guy who comes out of Number 10 really is Boris.

    (not sure who is next on the 'Bash Boris' rota but will look out for the posting tomorrow!)
     
    Red-Taff., May 15, 2020
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    DavidCurriesMullet Well-Known Member

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    Oh bless!
     
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    I don't understand this post. I think it's meant to be satire, but then it lists off valid reasons why Boris is a **** - racism, philandering, lying.

    So it actually highlights how there are legitimate issues with Johnson that his supporters are willing to dismiss out of hand as "bashing" rather than actually engage with. Bit of an own goal really.
     
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    That's not Boris bashing, c'mon you can do better than that, get stuck in.
     
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    No probs ****, look and learn.....
     
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    Just what the board needs another boris thread not enough of them lately.
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    I don't get the O.P.
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Me neither really SD . Boris fcuks up every day. So i welcome the criticism myself. It should be mandatory for every day of his tenure. Summat new every day to learn I thought it was 5/6 kids that we knew about. :) Thank you op for pointing it out. Not sure op If you are feeling a little sorry for him or whether you’re being sarcastic. Either way. Please keep it coming. ( Daily)
    We’ve had the “Go Boris, Go Boris.”
    My feelings “Bash Boris, Bash Boris”
     
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    Fonzie Well-Known Member

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    Yeah it's truly weird.

    Pro tip: if you're aiming for satire, don't actually post stuff that he's guilty of.
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Can I book one of the daily slots please . It’ll be short and sweet. I’m available Mon. Wed. Or Friday. Any week. I just need to remember if I’ve had my turn.
     
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    Its better having the Bishop bashed...
     
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    The full list of Boris glorious failure is here.

    but Corbyn eh.....
     
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    It's pretty obvious the OP isn't very bright, and appears to indulge in highlighting the fact.
     
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    The Narcissist bashes himself every time he opens his gob.
    Any way Red-Taff I thought you were a Corbyn basher.
     
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  15. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    I am a Labour man - a tad critical of Corbyn but like Starmer.
     
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  16. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    Personal attacks usually indicative of a person of limited intelligence!
     
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    As are sentences without verbs.
     
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  18. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    brilliant reply - read it again and try to spot your verb! Love it - good night!
     
    Red-Taff., May 15, 2020
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    This thread isn't going very well, is it?
     
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    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    methinks I've spotted a verb - phew! I'll sleep well tonight - cheers MR.
     
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