Hes gonna say, ok I was actually finalising a highly sensitive deal at GlaxoSmithKline for a vaccine and testing out my cousin's track n trace app. U got mi.
He can’t say that he’s already admitted he got no help with the child. He drove 250 miles just so his sister could shop for him. His wife’s family in London, and the people who work for him must really hate him.
Stolen from Twitter. I wholeheartedly endorse this. Excellent idea: let's get Super Furry Animals @SuperFurry "The Man Don't Give A F***" to No.1. iTunes: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/the-man-dont-give-a-****/217033957?i=217034599… Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music...u&tid=song-T5ljm4pgcnb2vxsbflbxwz5yf5i&gl=GB… Amazon: https://amazon.co.uk/Changed-Way-You-Kiss-Explicit/dp/B001GU92LG/… Spotify: #SFAOK #CumGate
I like the idea and I love the #CumGate hashtag - that’s brilliant - but I’m sorry, that song is horrendous.
I believe he'll go full Prince Andrew and claim he didn't have to stop enroute as he's not been able to urinate since 2001.
I agree about the sympathy vote. He hasn't got a lot more wriggle room. He could also play the 'please have mercy - I made a mistake but was worried about my child' card. Other than that he could lie about something that no one has yet picked up on. There has never been a case of thIs Government lying though has there so I doubt that will happen.
Sarah Perry on twitter sums this up perfectly An unelected adviser addressing the nation its beyond parody
4pm in the Downing Street rose garden......with wife and child playing idyllically on the swing in the background.........
There’s a certain irony to him breaking special advisor guidelines to make a statement defending himself breaking guidelines.
It really is and from the Rose Garden of No.10 no less. If he wants to make a statement, he can do it outside his home.
He's going to use his autistic son has the reason for travelling etc etc. There are too many holes in the story for any kind of logic to apply. This is below the belt and desperate. How many of us have siblings, partners, children and parents with underlying conditions or ailments who need support?
He will try to squirm out of it . Hope people realise now what they have voted in . Another 5 years of this to come still
Also this and previous Tory governments have treated neurodivergent individuals terribly for the past decade. It would be extremely sickening to be lectured by someone connected to the people who brought us sanctions and degrading employment fitness evaluations under universal credit and the removal of Remploy.
So you go on non-stop about wishing to have a bloke sacked, career possibly ruined, and then deny him the chance to speak for himself? Anyone in his position would be likely to give a statement about what everyone is obsessed with. It really is like a pitchfork gang outside Shrek's house. Hear him out - he may surprise you.