My wife has kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry I'll return....
I don’t normally like to brag about my finances but my credit card company has just informed me that my balance is outstanding.
After the British Dental Association warns of severe disruption due to coronavirus, patients are advised to brace themselves
Just had a painter and decorator round to do some work on the house.. He’s a currently furloughed British Airways Pilot.. Made a lovely job of the landing...