Things your parents said to you that won’t be said now

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  1. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

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    One of mine was “never go out without your vest on”
     
    red24/7, Jul 21, 2020
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    can honestly say, never heard that one
     
    North Yorks Red, Jul 21, 2020
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    Go fill the coal scuttle.
     
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    Where's mi mum ?

    She's run off with a black man !

    Disclaimer, he or me aren't racist. Thanks.
     
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    "Put Jim'll Fix It on"
     
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    ‘Thank God we won the war. Now no one will ever dare to unilaterally take away our basic freedoms’
     
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    Similarly, my Mum describing the colour of her settee as N***** brown.
    Me, aged 15, saying "isn't that racist, Mum?"
    She *looks perplexed* - "I don't know...that's what they say".
     
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    #FWF Well-Known Member

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    Are you related to Conan Troutman?
     
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    granty the red Well-Known Member

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    My dad said this to me, I now say it to my 7 y/o son. He was at his nannans the other week wi r lass and she asked him where nannan was, guess what his reply was haha.
     
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    393A5E97-DBC3-4135-8A1C-11C4A691E111.jpeg
     
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    When riding bike, “Get them kidneys wrapped up!”
     
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    What’s for dinner???...

    “**** with sugar on”
     
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    Shouting at the back door "time to come in its getting dark"
     
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    Wiz mi dad,? gone t see a man abart a dog.
     
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    My Granddad used to say "I'm going on a wee message". Never knew what it meant.
     
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    Sounds like a cracking thing to teach your 7 year old in this day and age o_O
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    It is still said though behind closed doors.
     
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    Was he Scottish or Irish?
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    He was Scottish.
     
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    Maybe you misheard him and he said "I'm going for a wee massage" :p
     
    TitusMagee, Jul 22, 2020
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