Decided to tune in tonight on the news that Kalvin Phillips has had an England call up. Harry will be w@nking himself silly.
"In faith, take off that shimmy love, I ask for nothing more, By gum I saw her do it, through the keyhole in the door!" Chorus: "Through the keyhole in the door..... etc..."
In all fairness, whilst I can’t bring myself to watch look leeds, I actually think Phillips warrants an england call up. I think he’s a better bet than Declan Rice in a deeper lying role and will prove to be Premier League quality.
I've convinced myself she's looking for a large, powerful, 'slightly' balding, 'slightly' overweight, sensitive, wrestling archaeologist, who is also a Barnsley fan!