Week in tory

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Ed milliband ripped Johnson a new one today. Was joyous to watch!
     
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    You've to read the whole thread to truly appreciate it. And if an election was held today, they'd still win o_O
     
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    That's because most people of this country have been brainwashed by the media Gravey Chips. I don't blame Scotland for one minute for wanting out of this ***** show.
     
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    yeah but Jeremy Corbyn
     
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    While he looks like and comes across as a smug bellend, I have to give the guy credit for making the Tories look like the useless, uncaring, greedy, self-serving arseholes that they are.
     
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    I shouldn't really laugh at any of this stuff, but couldn't help myself with this bit...

    "another contract went to the cousin of Tory MP Tom Tugendhat to "analyse the awarding of govt contracts", which is like a spiral, wrapped inside a Möbius strip, encased in a corkscrew, and tethered to a ****"

    :D:D:D:D

    Edit. The missing word begins and ends in T, and has "wa" in the middle.
     
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    So why does shetland want out of Scotland ***** show
     
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    Thank the christ I'm still allowed to take more than 5 mates with me when I go pheasant shooting. I was worried about which one I was going to ask to carry the brandy and fvck!ng caviar.
     
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    Ran out of ponies.
     
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    Just in case Scotland doesn’t get out of our **** show?
     
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