Been working really hard through lockdown on my middle class-ness

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    #61 Farnham_Red, Sep 21, 2020
    If you are doing that you need to make sure you have a big 4x4 SUV - Range Rover, M5 or ideally Porsche Cayenne
     
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    #62 Old Goat, Sep 21, 2020
    No, there's only two classes in Barnsley.
    Us and them.
     
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    #63 Barnsleyshaun, Sep 21, 2020
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    Yes and you need to ensure it’s one of the 4x4s mentioned ONLY if you have absolutely NO intentions of driving it off road.
     
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    #64 Hotbovril, Sep 21, 2020
    It’s not the tea that’s expensive it’s the butler we have had to hire to prepare and serve it to us on the terrace
     
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    #65 Gally, Sep 21, 2020
    Be sure to subscribe to James Hoffman's channel on YouTube. He'll help you take your coffee game to a whole other level. You'll be modding 600 quid espresso machines and weighing your coffee into the portafilter before you know it. :D
     
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    #66 Donny-Red, Sep 21, 2020
    not all bean to cup machines are automatic - some are espresso machines with a built in grinder :)

    though I am still emptying grounds from the knock box into the composter ;)
     
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    #67 Archey, Sep 22, 2020
    So let me get this straight, because my address starts with 65, I can't get a job. But had it started with HMP Belmarsh, I'd have been okay?
     
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    #68 Rosco, Sep 22, 2020
    Never been to Cawthorne?
     
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    #69 leebrilleaux, Sep 22, 2020
    Mr Dyson, sir, I can give you all the golf lessons you'll ever need. Right here. Right now. All for free.

    Hit it. Find it. Hit it again.

    You're very welcome.
     
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    #70 Red-Taff., Sep 22, 2020
    'fraid so - not sure how many applicants the Nanny Agency would get from Belmarsh though!
    Many years ago had a girlfriend whose home address was 'Rose Villa' ....... - came as a bit of a shock to find her living in a caravan with that name -
    and a bit o/t - there's a terrace house in Hillsborough named 'Min-Y-Mor' which in Tafftalk means 'Beside the Seaside'
     
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