Minor Things That Wind You Up

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Fonzie, Sep 21, 2020.

Page 9 of 11
  1. Jor

    Jordym93 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2018
    Messages:
    2,773
    Likes Received:
    2,462
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley
    ;)
     
    Jordym93, Sep 23, 2020
    #161
    TitusMagee likes this.
  2. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    14,973
    Likes Received:
    20,614
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    in towns, then decide it's a good idea to stop and walk backwards straight into you. Then they look at you gone out as though you've just walked into them.... ignorant bleeders
     
    Tyke_67, Sep 23, 2020
    #162
    TonyTyke likes this.
  3. Ome

    Omen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    7,592
    Likes Received:
    1,105
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    matt hancock
    people crunching and chewing biscuits/cruncy food in earshot
    people writing am instead of I'm in everything from online posts to text messages to official correspondence

    probably in that order
     
    Omen, Sep 23, 2020
    #163
    TitusMagee likes this.
  4. Til

    Tilertoes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2015
    Messages:
    4,430
    Likes Received:
    3,072
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I think it should be legal and positively encouraged to throw tins of tuna at the back of anyones head that walks too slowly. To be clear, this doesnt apply to pensioners, toddlers or people who have an impairment just dawdlers
     
    Tilertoes, Sep 23, 2020
    #164
    TonyTyke likes this.
  5. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    14,973
    Likes Received:
    20,614
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    That's a waste of good tuna:)
     
    Tyke_67, Sep 23, 2020
    #165
  6. JamieBreweryStander

    JamieBreweryStander Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2015
    Messages:
    1,658
    Likes Received:
    2,318
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    There’s a woman who crunches crisps in the most vile way at my work. Drives me up the pissing wall. Also regularly brings egg sandwiches to work.
     
    JamieBreweryStander, Sep 23, 2020
    #166
  7. Fon

    Fonzie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2012
    Messages:
    9,347
    Likes Received:
    15,961
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    They're worse when it's injury time in the first half and someone fcks about playing it short so the ref blows the whistle.
     
    Fonzie, Sep 23, 2020
    #167
  8. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2007
    Messages:
    16,526
    Likes Received:
    12,401
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Any noisy eating kills me. Just shut the f'ck up!
     
    fired, Sep 23, 2020
    #168
  9. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2016
    Messages:
    17,654
    Likes Received:
    20,113
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Retired, full time grandad.
    Location:
    Mapp.
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    :oops: 63
    Try working round the county passing pleasantries with colleagues. Part of the banter. You missed out flatland peasants and Fritzels Btw. Is there one for Rotherham.
     
    Hooky feller, Sep 23, 2020
    #169
  10. JamieBreweryStander

    JamieBreweryStander Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2015
    Messages:
    1,658
    Likes Received:
    2,318
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Winds me up. You aren’t a child with no manners.
     
    JamieBreweryStander, Sep 23, 2020
    #170
  11. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2007
    Messages:
    16,526
    Likes Received:
    12,401
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    People who take up the whole aisle in supermarkets by standing back to look at things.... just move, or get your specs out!
     
    fired, Sep 23, 2020
    #171
  12. Ton

    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2018
    Messages:
    3,847
    Likes Received:
    5,297
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I was VERY disappointed with the last chicken I bought. The lady in the shop said it would keep in the freezer for 6 months.
    I checked after 2 days and it was dead!!
     
    Tonjytyke, Sep 23, 2020
    #172
  13. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2007
    Messages:
    16,526
    Likes Received:
    12,401
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Baby showers or gender reveal parties.
    Seriously, no-one cares. It's just a horrible excuse to receive gifts. I find it cringeworthy.
     
    fired, Sep 23, 2020
    #173
    Old Goat and pompey_red like this.
  14. Ton

    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2018
    Messages:
    3,847
    Likes Received:
    5,297
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You must be other driver in barnsley that stops at red lights!!
     
    Tonjytyke, Sep 23, 2020
    #174
  15. Ton

    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2018
    Messages:
    3,847
    Likes Received:
    5,297
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Don’t know about that, I like a bit of shigging!!
     
    Tonjytyke, Sep 23, 2020
    #175
  16. kir

    kirkhamtyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    2,118
    Likes Received:
    1,323
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Kirkham (Between Preston and Blackpool)
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Us playing in yella when we could be in red.
     
    kirkhamtyke, Sep 23, 2020
    #176
  17. TonyTyke

    TonyTyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    6,037
    Likes Received:
    3,264
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Used to hate this as a kid, when when people ask where you're from and they say Barnsley with far too many a's.

    I've not heard of this recently, but people getting on the bus and paying to go to the "Hospical" - could be local dialect, but suspect not. Same with words that don't end with a c/k such as "somethink".
     
    TonyTyke, Sep 23, 2020
    #177
    Trickster Two Six likes this.
  18. Trickster Two Six

    Trickster Two Six Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2018
    Messages:
    1,975
    Likes Received:
    1,594
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    The Detonator
    Location:
    North Yorkshire
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Upward inflection. Sick to death of hearing it, every sentence sounds like a question, it’s prevalent in all ages. I’m just watching a program on Roman Roads, there's a bloke on from the Yorkshire Museum. Clever lad, but everything he says is said as a question. Please just stop it.
     
    Trickster Two Six, Sep 23, 2020
    #178
  19. Ome

    Omen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    7,592
    Likes Received:
    1,105
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Oh one other thing - went out for tea sunday and there was this geezer came in, opening doors, moving chairs, etc and no hand cleaning/sanitizer or owt. Got a burger and chips and ive never seen anyone lick and suck their fingers as much in my life. It was verginng on repulsive even pre-pandemic. I thought he was tranna suck the nails off the end. Over and over and waving his hands about between each suck. Was winding me right up lol. Had to look away. Lol proper weird.
     
    Omen, Sep 23, 2020
    #179
    JamDrop likes this.
  20. Ome

    Omen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    7,592
    Likes Received:
    1,105
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Not keen on scousers then? Lol
     
    Omen, Sep 23, 2020
    #180
Page 9 of 11

Share This Page