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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a woman who balances a pint of beer on her head whilst playing snooker?

    Beertricks Potter
     
    Archey, Sep 30, 2020
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    What do you call a woman whose knickers won't stay up ?

    Lucy Lastic.
     
    old faithful, Sep 30, 2020
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    If you call a man with a number plate on his head Reg, does his brother call him R Reg?
     
    Tonjytyke, Sep 30, 2020
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    Tonjytyke, Sep 30, 2020
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    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

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    Attached wrong video and, sorry but I can’t remove it. Don’t listen if you’re easily offended. Sorry again
     
    Tonjytyke, Sep 30, 2020
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    Not listened to it but your follow-up post made me laugh. Can't you edit it and remove the video? Failing that, you could always report your own post to admin. That'd probably be a first.
     
    Burgundy Red, Sep 30, 2020
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    Tonjytyke, Sep 30, 2020
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    And x-Reg when he dies - & his Spanish cousin, L-Reg?
     
    anstonred, Sep 30, 2020
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    What do the Chinese call a woman with a food blender on her head?
    - Blender.

    What do they call the Asian hide and seek Champion.?
    - Amir.

    What do they call the Irish Olympic Rifle Champion.?
    - Rick O'Shea.

    What do they call an Irish conservatory fitter.?
    - Patty O' Duor.
     
    Donny Red, Sep 30, 2020
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    I phoned up a hotel today and the receptionist said, Best Western.
    I replied, The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
     
    arabian_ian, Sep 30, 2020
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    My six-year-old daughter was watching me shave this morning. "Why do you shave, daddy?" she enquired. "Because mummy likes me with nice smooth skin" I explained. "Does it hurt?" she asked. "No, not at all" I said "Unless I cut myself". "And then do you put a Band-Aid on?" she asked. "No, I just stick a little piece of toilet paper on any cuts" I told her. "But don't they just fall off?" "No, sweetheart" I replied. "They're held in place when I put my underpants back on"
     
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    Quick question, is this eaten or inserted?

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    RedStriker, Oct 2, 2020
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    Would be arse blaster if you ate that with that use by date
     
    john coucom, Oct 2, 2020
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    We had a goalie called that
     
    Del Rosso, Oct 2, 2020
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    Velcro.....

    What a rip-off
     
    Tyke_67, Oct 2, 2020
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    tosh Well-Known Member

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    Bet you have just been chased round the block;):)
     
    tosh, Oct 2, 2020
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  19. Tyke_67

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    yup, lol :);)
     
    Tyke_67, Oct 2, 2020
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    Have you realised the amount of F1 drivers named after Scottish towns?
    Lewis Hamilton, Stirling Moss, Eddie Irvine and.....
    Ayr Town Centre.
     
    arabian_ian, Oct 3, 2020
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