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  1. Tyke_67

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    Never knew that mate, so I've learnt something today, thanks :)
     
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    I think it first became used outside Liverpool after the Beatles used the term. I hate it.
     
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    They've started stockpiling again in France in preparation for another lockdown. The grocery stores look like tornadoes have hit them.

    All that’s left is de brie.
     
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    @BostonRed 's Talksport classic from the other day deserves to be put in here. I'm still chuckling even now.
     
    Tyke_67, Oct 13, 2020
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    Biggest joke......of the past few years must be Conway
     
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    My friend composes songs about sewing machines.....

    ..... he is a Singer songwriter or sew it seams
     
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    TBH Marlon/Tyke 67.
    You both have a point. Butty came along later. And is the general term now.
    But sandwich was posh as Tyke 67 says.
    But we used to say Chip Sarnie. (South Barnsley anyway)
     
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    That’s the spirit
     
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    What happened to this being a joke thread. If you’ve got a joke tell it, if not F*** off and start your own thread.
     
    e-red, Oct 13, 2020
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    I don't get it.
     
    Sestren, Oct 13, 2020
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    Well! this thread was a place you could go to cheer you up and have a laugh. If you picked up a joke and wanted to share it, this was the thread to go to. Lately it’s deteriorated to a discussion of who calls a sandwich a butty. Who gives a s***? But if you do why not start a thread headed “Sandwich or butty poll”. And clear this space for the next joke.
     
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    I still don't get it:confused:
     
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    laughter vacuum. remind me to invite you out for a pint. must be a cracking night out. I hope its not just me who is laughing at the irony of dripping about non jokes whilst simultaneously posting about non jokes.
     
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    Yours are the worst two posts on the entire thread ! Must be the way you tell em.
     
    Marlon, Oct 14, 2020
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    Charlie Williams joke from yesterdays Mirror.
    Our vicar got up on Sunday, he said
    I'm sorry to tell you Mr.Greenhill has absconded with the savings. We're skint. So we'll join together in hymn 337. There is a green hill far away.
     
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    Cheers pal appreciate that. Nar let's get back to the important stuff. Is it a sandwich, or a butty?
     
    e-red, Oct 14, 2020
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    In an attempt to get this thread back on track - here is an old er classic - In fact its so bad I can remember when and where I was first told this (1982 Liverpool by a former resident of my first student house in kitchen of said house)

    A guy went into a French seafood restaurant and asked to see the
    dishes of the day. The waiter wheeled over a trolley with a large tank
    full of various species, and the man examined the dishes.

    "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" said
    the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour."
    replied the waiter and called out "Gervais!"

    A little French chef appeared with a large knife, the waiter
    instructed the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
    Gervais was just about to slice at the poor squid when he noticed a tear
    running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admitted that he hadn't
    the heart to kill the squid.

    "Not to worry" says the waiter, and called out "Hans!!" at which an
    enormous German bloke came out of the kitchen. "Sir", said the waiter,
    "This is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that little green squid with
    the hairy lip!"

    The dishwasher wielded a huge rolling pin and was just about to
    bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringed back
    and gave a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid"
    Hans admitted, his lower lip trembling.

    "Well sir," said the waiter, "it just shows......


    That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais, with mild green,
    hairy lip squid!"
     
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