What with all these signings the happy clappers are still convinced we're going to make and obviously there will be Mowatts and Woodrows new contracts to announce and the new coach to unveil as well.
New manager , a ten foot centre forward and a midfielder that sprays accurate 40 yard passes for fun, guaranteed tomorrow, my mates a micro lite pilot you heard it here first
Doubt we will sign anyone squad looks very thin, maybe next window they will spend the brown money they said would be going on new players.... and then there is the struber compo another 1.8 million under the matress
Let's be fair it has happened before where we got a few in on last day. Plus they might fall back on loaners on last day if no luck elsewhere. I'm just worried they do what they did in Jan and say we need a CB we will get a free agent and then didn't.
A £4m bid for Whiteman accepted, Stendel announced as coach, Keiffer Moore resigned for 15k a week, announcement tvs in East Stand will be switched on when we return, programme renamed "Oakwell Review", a billionaire Barnsley fan we didn't know existed taking over - willing to blow £25 million every transfer window. It'd still be a **** storm on here.
He will most likely be busy making tea lol...than he will be announcing a strikers arrival...... His reaction and thoughts of the present situation would in my opinion make interesting reading if he was able to be the whitey of old before he started working for these cowboy owners.... And that's in no way is meant in a derogatory way to whitey...
He was already working for the club when this lot took over. In fact, I believe this is the reason the deal finally went ahead, they thought he was the Dominick Cummins of Grove Street.
Hope you've got a new refil for the signing pen and don't forget to remove any incoming Cardiff City headed paper off the fax and shread immediately.
Hope plenty of signings in tomorrow and no key players leaving, if thats, not the case I can see a lot of people be giving the club some stick on social media. Feel sorry for the media team.