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  1. Old Goat

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    Old Goat, Oct 26, 2020
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    Watch out for excessive roaming charges.
     
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    This is one of the daftest comments I’ve seen on here.....you’d need a diesel for that kind of mileage!
     
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    Welcome to the house of fun.
    I went driving in my car to buy some baggy trousers at Tesco.
    Couldn't get any.
     
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    An electric car would be better, but you'd need a really really really long charging cable.
     
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    But surely lack if gravity would increase MPG
     
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    mere semantics, can he pick me up or not? :)
     
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    Wouldn't get very far very fast either. Would need to charge it up every couple of minutes :)
     
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    Where we're going we done need phones :)
     
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    Before you set off, don't forget to download a new map for your sat nav. And check whether you need a green card.
     
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    Nope, don't need a map. Just head for that big round white thing in the sky. We'll be the first residents there so don't need a green card either :)
     
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    take some Milky Way bars, you can consult the wrapper then eat the map :D
     
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    That's the best idea I've heard today! lol:) We can eat them between our meals without ruining our appetite lol :)
     
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    But you'll have to eat more of them ... they're only a fraction of the size they used to be. A bit like Mars bars. Size of a brick, would feed a family of five.
     
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    No mate, we're taking @Stephen Dawson and his pies lol :);)
     
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