Made me laugh

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  1. Mis

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    My wife and I watched a box set of Breaking Bad back to back last night. Luckily I was the one facing the television.
     
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    There was a robbery in a multi storey car park the other day.

    That's wrong on so many different levels.
     
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    I was always taught not to mock the afflicted
     
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    The police arrested two suspicious men in town today.
    One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
    They charged one and let the other one off.
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil_Brush

    Boom Boom
     
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    Get yourself ready for Halloween!:D

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    A group of athletes met up at Seb Coe’s house for a fish supper

    Steve Cram brought the fish

    Tessa Sanderson brought the chips

    Daley Thompson brought the mushy peas

    Seb provided the salt and vinegar

    As they tucked in there was a knock at the door and Seb gets up to answer it

    “Who is it” asks everyone in unison

    "It’s Fatima wi t’bread"
     
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    Wycombe 1-0 Sheffield Wednesday
     
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    10 out 8 said that :)
     
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    psychiatrist to patient:
    My diagnosis is that you have severe paranoia. I suggest you move to London
    Patient:
    Will that cure my paranoia?
    Psychiatrist:
    No, but at least it will be justified
     
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    Do we need a joke thread to make us laugh anymore. Another fun filled evening on owlstalk beckons
     
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    I went to the fancy dress shop to pick up my Halloween outfit.
    The girl handed me a Dundee strip.
    No I said. I want to look like a count.
     
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    Rotherham 3 Wednesday 0

    :):):)
     
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