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  1. BrunNer

    BrunNer Well-Known Member

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    This finally sunk in after 20 minutes figuring it out.
     
    BrunNer, Nov 17, 2020
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    So is it funny when it's sunk in then?
     
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    It's a thinking mans joke mate :)

    Well made me chuckle.
     
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    Well it's certainly passed me by.
     
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    think 'dumb and dumber' ................ or

    numb and number

    :)
     
    Andy Mac, Nov 17, 2020
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    1) What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse --- a Taffy Apple.

    2) Why do Welsh horses run so fast --- because they've seen what the farmers do to the sheep.

    3) What's brown and pink and comes out of a sheep's arse --- a Welshman's c0ck.
     
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    According to the Sun, Barnsley are in talks to sign Balotelli.

    Funniest thing I've read all day.
     
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    Sorry, am rubbish at this - or there's a taste filter on the board.
     
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    Man Staggers into a Hospital with Concussion, Multiple Bruises, Two Black Eyes and a 5 Iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
    The Doctor asked 'What happened to you?'
    Well I was playing at Wath Golf course with the wife when we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours' . . . . . . . . . 'I don.t remember much after that!'
     
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    BARNSLEY AREA LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL

    ATHERSLEY NORTH - you are able to fight your neighbour providing you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to.

    TOWN CENTRE - burgling homes in your local area is still permitted providing you sanitise before and after the offence. Track and trace technology must also be used.

    ATHERSLEY SOUTH - you can only visit your dealer when collecting your children from school. The dealer should wear a face visor and make sure all bags are sanitised.

    BIRDWELL - having sex with your sister is still permitted but you must be home before 10pm and use approved lubricant.

    WOMBWELL - Vigilante groups of no more than six allowed outdoors and socially distancing between the hours of 10pm - 2am only. You must wear suitable PPE for any physical contact.

    GOLDTHORPE - prostitute services are still permitted to remain open, this is now classed as essential services for fear of the economic collapse of the town. Entry from the rear only

    GRIMETHORPE - Now declared a NO GO ZONE (in 1984), if you must travel to this area please follow all diversions, traffic cones and signals, remain in your car, do not abandon your car, masks are not required as nothing is open

    WORSBROUGH - Everyone must remain at home and self isolate until manufacturers can distribute gloves with 6 fingers. Please do not go to A&E for digit removal as they are a tad busy.

    KENDRAY - Covid in these parts does not exist, therefore you should carry on as you were, house hopping, social gatherings, drunken parties and fireworks until January are mandatory, Survival of the fittest, we're currently testing 'herd immunity' in these areas.

    Stick to these guidelines and we'll get through it together."
     
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    I was once addicted to the Hokey Cokey. But I turned myself around.
     
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