Mario Balotelli?

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  1. Til

    Tilertoes Well-Known Member

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    It'd be a reyt keg
     
    Tilertoes, Nov 17, 2020
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    Obviously signing for Burnley.
     
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    Wouldn't bother me if he scored 15-20 goals in a season
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Totally bonkers and no way will it happen. Be hilarious if it did though. Can’t see him fitting our style can you imagine him pressing like Frieser or Chaplin do
     
    Farnham_Red, Nov 17, 2020
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    Ive never wanted anything more. Bring on Super Mario.
     
    Duntpasstome, Nov 17, 2020
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    wonder if he wants me to guard his glove box in the car park:)
     
    red24/7, Nov 17, 2020
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    Let's be reyt, it would be mint just to see him in a tarn shirt and maybe we could sell a few thousand more to folk for novelty's sake but it's not/was never gonna happen.

    (We'd be on Sky every week 'n all, which would be annoying as fùck).
     
    E3Red, Nov 17, 2020
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  8. ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon

    ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon Well-Known Member

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    Back up for Victor perhaps? :rolleyes:
     
    ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon, Nov 17, 2020
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    I k ow hes had is issues, and this would be so far bonkers it would be unreal.

    But...

    Kevin Keegan style

    I would love it if we signed him.... love it.


    It would be pure entertainment no matter which way we looked at it.

    A loon, and obvious talent. But kinell.

    I'm all for it
     
    nezbfc, Nov 17, 2020
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    He'd fit in well at left back.
     
    budmustang, Nov 18, 2020
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    Tardiness is 10 isn't it though? lol :)

    or is he always on time lol
     
    Tyke_67, Nov 18, 2020
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    Chuuuufin' 'ell Balotelli! Come an' sit up 'ere!
     
    Merde Tete, Nov 18, 2020
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    Poor mans Adebeyojo
     
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    How slow us the news, never ever going to happen. Made me laugh.
     
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    DM - Hi Mario, its Dane Murphy from the Grove Street Reds. We was wondering if you fancied playing for us for a few months

    MB - ???????

    DM - Its near Sheffield

    MB - Ahh, biggest club in the world. What wages are you offering ?

    DM - We reckon we can stretch to 250 a week

    MB - 250k a week. Where do i sign

    DM - Erm no £250. We are willing to offer £10 a goal though to boost it up and we are also happy to put you up in the Ibis hotel at Dodworth. Its got en suite.....Mario..................Mario...........we must have got cut off
     
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    That’s a well made point.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Nov 18, 2020
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    Airon c redscue Well-Known Member

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    More likely someone's got their spread sheets mixed up and it should be Bertolli with Flora and Stork as alternatives.
     
    Airon c redscue, Nov 18, 2020
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    We're signing Olive Oil.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Nov 18, 2020
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    Airon c redscue Well-Known Member

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    That's good but I think we need someone more like Popeye to lead the line.
     
    Airon c redscue, Nov 18, 2020
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