Dear Sir This thread is a disgrace. When we had an Empire we never used to get smut like this. I blame the BBC and the lefty education system. Yours faithfully Mr Annoyed Bristol
A few years ago me and my wife were walking along a beach in the Canaries looking for a place to sit. I suddenly noticed that it was a topless beach, and as I was wearing dark glasses thought it might be ok to have a peer round. Nothing is hidden from my wife; she muttered, " I don't know why you're looking at them, when you've got the biggest tits on the beach. " Crushed.