Thread for the 'woke' narrow minded how far left wing can you be types

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    wouldn't like to let Nudger and his new besties down :D

    Any ideas?
     
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    As a pinko, loony liberal lefty, woke, snowflake, if that's what I'm called by others, I'm quite happy.:D
     
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    Nah, I'm just happy talking abut the football.

    Oh and Cavemen, don't forget the cavemen :);)
     
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    I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me how being woke, or to word it a different way, being awake to the issues affecting people, is in a bad thing.

    But then I'm still waiting for someone to explain how being someone who does good is also a bad thing
     
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    And cavewomen. Don't forget cavewomen!
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    I noticed my Christmas lights are labelled "coloured Christmas lights" so I've written to the manufacturer to state that this is absolutely unacceptable and they should be renamed "Christmas lights of various heritages." Obviously I wrote the letter whilst kneeling, and I managed to take a slight detour on my way to the postbox to allow me to deface a cenotaph, which was nice.
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    now we’re getting somewhere :p:D:D
     
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    She's got lovely eyes :);)
     
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    I'd like to say about this post "winner winner chicken dinner" but I'd feel terrible for all the vegetarians, vegans and members of the poultry family.
    So "winner winner Gregg's vegan sausage roll or some other plant based dinner"
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    I had a similar problem , I’ve complained about some white Christmas doves that I saw advertised pointing out they should include a couple of blackbirds in the interests of equality.
    Was going to suggest a couple of great tits but......
     
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    Compost the rich.
     
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    I burned a field full of poppies and then imposed Marxism on the terrified residents of South Bermondsey. And I'm black. And a trans woman.
     
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    Lucky you. :)
     
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    The band 'IDLES' are great for the left leaning amongst us. If you're into angry punk rock anyway.

    Songs about equality, unity, anti Brexit, anti tory, feminism, toxic masculinity, a dedication to the NHS and how he loves his best mate who's an immigrant. Amongst other things of course. They've a song called 'Exeter', which could very easily be titled 'Barnsley' instead.
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Nice , but it’s not intended as a serious thread :)
     
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    Ah apologies, now I've read other posts, here goes....

    To promote equality for all, for the rest of the year I have traded places with a seaside donkey. I shall ferry children along Scarborough seafront for 14 hours a day, for the occasional carrot, and a bed of hay in a garage. The donkey will work from home, answering the occasional phone call, popping downstairs for a brew every other hour, and take part in zoom meetings with heads of the department. The donkey will propose changes on how to improve the process, whilst I will endure the working conditions of the common seaside donkey, without a voice.

    I strongly believe in equal rights for seaside donkeys, because a happy ass is...errrr.....a happy ass?
     
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    Ar but what do they get for their dinner?
     
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    So what is it exactly that you have against plants?
     
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    Is it wrong to have gammon.on Christmas day?
     
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    You are right, I must change my ways. I'll have to survive on fried, boiled, mashed, grilled and baked segments of my righteousness. To eat one's righteousness soul is a thing to behold.
     
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