Made me smile, so I've given you a "like" even though I don't understand a word of what you've written.
my dad used to sit watching 321 all the time,trying to work out clues, was impossible, be like its got wheels and you would imagine a drive when you see it,comes in different colours , you can fit lots into it and everyone in the country needs one to make life easier he be "its the bin", "its the bin, you have one on the drive,its the bin,its the bin" it was the car every clue it was the bin,made me laugh so much, he got so mad
It’s Bob Mortimer who does a sketch about Big Sam, Tony Pulis, Steve McClaren, etc. He makes out that they all go to clubs to basically destroy them and exit with a huge pay cheque and they are all in on it. It’s basically a club/union.