Made me laugh

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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Happy with my present but she might have taken the price off.
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    Very disappointed with Christmas lunch. When I bought my turkey in November, the lady said it would be fine to keep it in the freezer for the month up to Christmas.
    When I took it out on December 23rd. It was dead!!!
     
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    Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet..
     
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    Close this page now. No one is going to post anything funnier than that
     
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    What about when/if they actually appoint him?
     
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    Man walks up to bar and asks for a large scotch and starts drinking it. He says to the barman “with what I’ve got I shouldn’t be drinking this”.
    “Oh dear” replies the barman “What have you got?”
    “25 pence” replies the man.
     
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    Got my ticket for tonight
     
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    I honestly thought my Mrs was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.


    And then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva...
     
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    A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
     

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