Going back to the debate about commentators yesterday John Motson should have received a ten thousand year sentence.
Do you know that Malcolm X wasnt really called Malcolm X. What happened was that he once sent one of his mates a text but accidentally put a "x" at the end. To save face he just kept it as his name.
Apparently the kids these days just press random keys on the keyboard to express laughter, lol and the laughing emoji with tears is old hat e;jnvk ;aijf' edit: it's known as a key smash https://www.quotev.com/story/12538653/a-guide-to-communication/3