I’m not sure they will find the time in their daily schedule to read these reports, far too in depth.
Well, not wishing to clutter the forum up with a separate "M****** Report" thread, here's the Orsen Kaht Report! Lady Kaht watched five minutes of the first half and then retired to another room to re-read her old Jane Austen novels. First half: Nowt happened! Second half: I think it was about ten minutes in until I fell asleep. I woke with a start at some point to hear the words "...gives Barnsley the lead!" Rats! Those who watch on the Red Button (via Virgin) will know that replays are not shown. So, with lightning thinking, I quickly changed channel to the Gilette Soccer Special in time to see the goal replayed there! From thereon it was a better watch, and we fair bossed it, I thought. Complete control! EXCEPT! Why did we let Armstrong get a poxy consolation! Do our players not know that I am on Ivan Toney at 10/1 for Season Top Scorer? Thankfully, Ivan got the Bees' consolation at QPR to remain five clear of wee Adam. Summary: Crap match. Great result. "You can cope fine with our front three? We have another one!" YooooooReedddddzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
Sublime. You’re at the top of your game. I didn’t like to mention it (but I’m sure you’d agree) your Brentford report fell well short of your usual high standards. Crowding the midfield with nouns and verbs and the like just doesn’t work. Keep it direct.