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  1. Prince of Risborough

    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    Sheeesh!
     
    Prince of Risborough, Feb 16, 2021
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    Let me into the secret.? o_O
     
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  3. Prince of Risborough

    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on! Just say it out loud. “Harrow”
     
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    Thanks. Harrow to you too. :oops::)
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    There’ll be some people who would shout “Racist “ but so what? This is a joke thread, good or bad
     
    Prince of Risborough, Feb 16, 2021
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    I’ve just realised it’s pancake day
    That crèped on me
     
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    Here's one from a Tony Blackburn listener:

    Last year, before the lock out, on Valentine's Day I booked a table for me and my wife.

    It turns out she doesn't like snooker.
     
    Didcot Red, Feb 20, 2021
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    Apparently harry and Meghan have rung Manchester United to ask what it is like to be without a title,
     
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    Someone keeps sending me flowers with their heads chopped off.....I think I'm being stalked :)
     
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    I was at Oakwell. Big cup game. Sold out stadium, packed to the rafters,but the bloke next to me had an empty seat next to him...
    ...As the game wore on, I asked him "Who's seat is that?" He looked at me sadly and said "That was my wife's seat but she passed away."
    "I'm sorry to hear that." I replied. "Don’t you have any other family that might want to come with you today, especially for a big game like this?"

    He shook his head and said "Nah... they're all at the funeral"
     
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    Yanks v Brits
    Yanks:
    It's Mom not Mum
    It's Chips not Crisps
    It's Fries not Chips
    It's Color not Colour
    It's Soccer not Football
    It's Football not Rugby
    Brits:
    It’s school, not shooting range
     
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    The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying naked on the bed, licking a lollipop.

    Then she slipped it up her fanny...

    I said, "Careful with that, love. You'll need it to help the children across the road tomorrow!"
     
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    Does anyone want my old copies of Cyropractor Monthly?

    I've got lots of back issues.
     
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    Bloke goes to the Doctors, says "I've got something wrong with my eyes, I can't see very far"

    Doctor points out of the window and says "What's that yellow orb in the sky?"

    Bloke says "It's the sun"

    Doctor says "Well how far do you want to see then?" :)
     
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    Got rid of my rear view mirror last week.
    I haven't looked back since.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Feb 28, 2021
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    It's Mam Actually :)
     
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