Anyone else pissed?

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha, you know I'm only kidding, but I have to say I do like the match thread idea now, wasn't keen at first but love it now!
     
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    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    I'll take the credit then!!
     
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    Abruzzo Red Well-Known Member

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    Nice choice of tipple :)
     
    Abruzzo Red, Mar 13, 2021
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    Well on the way, Helen! What a result! :):):)
     
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    A Scicillian Rimmo it is then :D
     
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    dodgey defence Well-Known Member

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    Not pissy Gordon again !!!
    We need to lose a few to give your carpet a rest :D:D
     
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    I’m just a social drinker but it might happen given time
     
    arabian_ian, Mar 13, 2021
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    I'm like a fish in a chippy, battered
     
    NathanBFC94, Mar 13, 2021
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    Has that subject been covered Gordon. I some crackers when I can be arsed to put into print. :)
     
    Hooky feller, Mar 13, 2021
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    I’m sure we all have a story to tell regarding embarrassing things we have done whilst drunk
     
    arabian_ian, Mar 13, 2021
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    I’ll start Ian.
    Mam “ what were you doing last night”
    Me “what do you mean mam”
    Mam. “ You know that clock on the chair at the side of my bed”
    Me. “Yes mam.”
    Mam “ You come and p1ssed on it”

    Thank god it wasn’t electric.

    :rolleyes::)
     
    Hooky feller, Mar 13, 2021
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    One of my less embarrassing stories is when on holiday in Toronto visiting my cousin.
    We went out on the drink and dropped in on a tex mex restaurant.
    Had a few beer and I needed a pee.
    There was graffiti all over the place and no indication of ladies or gents. I just went in but there was no urinals. I just thought it was the Canadian way and chose a cubical to pee. Then a crowd of women came in. Oh fk I thought. I came out and tried to explain my predicament but once they heard my accent I had friends for life.
    Me and Arthur had a great time with half a dozen girls. I’ll tell you Canadian girls are not slow in coming forward. Great memories
     
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    My mate did that when stopping at mine after a heavy night once. Got up, pissed on the wardrobe, then casually walked to the bathroom, soaking his socks in piss, to wash his hands like a normal gentleman. Astounding
     
    Gravy Chips, Mar 13, 2021
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    Stood int middle of the bedroom. With my underpants in one hand. John Thomas int tother. Pissing into em.
    Missus was screaming and brought me round. Shouting “yer dirty git” I said ( whilst wondering wtf) “I dunt know what that’s abart.”
    She’s shouting “yes tha does. Tha knows what tha doing”
    Me “ Aye o’reight’ :)
    Explanations in an envelope please. :)
     
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    Mam "you'll get locked up one of these days"
    Me "why, what have I done?"
    Mam "Pissing out of the bedroom window"
    Me " I wondered why the window was open this morning when I got up" :oops:
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Mar 13, 2021
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    On holiday in Tenerife with my girl friend at the time. It didn’t last long after.
    We were out for the night and I got pissed. During the night I felt sick. Don’t ask me why but I got up and pulled open the drawer and spewed all over her clothes. Fk there was ww3.
    In the morning we were booked on a bus to go up mt teide. Her at the front me at the back nursing a proper hangover.
    Oh those were the days
     
    arabian_ian, Mar 13, 2021
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    I'm just choosing my wardrobe.....
     
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    I currently am pissed whilst typing this, am surprised that I can type this! UP THE REDS!
     
    Athersleyer, Mar 13, 2021
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    choose one with a toilet, much less mess for you to clear up!
     
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    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    In all seriousness is this just a male thing? Have only ever once been sick not in the toilet or sick bowl ( and wasn't drunk either that time)and never pissed in a wardrobe!
     
    Redhelen, Mar 13, 2021
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