Whatever day he does it don't be booking one of those outdoor tables on Market Hill. After 12 months of lockdown it'll be a total eclipse.
Remember when we wanted a big striker with a hairy arse? Hicksy had it all other than the striker bit. Deal was close.
Do it via Teams or Zoom, proceeds to charity....fiver per person ( or whatever you can afford) sent to a Gofundme page.
How are you going to explain that to your partner? Yes I'm watching some blokes arse.... but I'm paying him to do it.