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    Never fall in in love with a tennis player.
    Love means nothing to em.
     
    Hooky feller, Mar 25, 2021
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    Always wear two pairs of trousers when tha golfing,in case tha gets a hole in one.
     
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    Convince your wife that she’s “followed through” during the night by slipping a chocolate button between the cheeks of her arse as she sleeps.
     
    Austiniho, Mar 25, 2021
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    I'm not wasting chocolate :)

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    Always check for big role before closing the trap door
     
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    It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot then open it and have the suspicion confirmed.
     
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    If you're going to start cross country skiing, start with a small country.
     
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    Get your money on Trump still being the president.
     
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    I've got some bad news for you......o_O
     
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    or that autospell dint change bog to big......
    soz mate couldn't resist it...lol
     
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    Everything in moderation, including moderation.

    Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing.
     
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    What's wrong with a bit of folk dancing!?
     
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    Redhelen, Mar 26, 2021
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    Always wear sunscreen
     
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    Never ever bloody anything ever.

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    Don't argue with stupid people. They just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
     
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    If you can't reason with logic - baffle them with bullsh1t :)
     
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    Pity it was role instead of roll n’all. :).
    Soz:)
     
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    Funny as fcku.
    Me, ar lass. Bro in law and sister in law. On a cruise. The cleaner had left chocolates on the bed the night before. (Little to my knowledge.) I Gets up next morning. It looked like an explosion. Our lass dragged the others in to look. Whilst I was trying to explain to the cleaner in embarrassingly stupid broken English. that I hadn’t Shat missen. He started raising his arms as if to say ya dirty bugger. Whilst laughing his head off. :oops::) As were the rest on em.
     
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    If you're going to watch Black Mirror, don't start with season 1 episode 1. It's the worst episode and it will put you off the rest of it.

    Don't bother buying fifa football games when everyone else does. Subscribe to EA play for £20 a year and get it for free, 8 months after everyone else. Same goes if you play Need for Speed, the Star Wars games, NFL, NHL, NBA etc.

    Making the perfect poached egg. Fill the saucepan to the brim with boiling water. Add a dash of white vinegar, pop in your egg for 3 minutes. Reduce the heat if it starts to boil over.
     
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    In the last point, whisk the water round before breaking the th into it!
     
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