Steven on Football Heaven

That Brian the Rotherham fan comes across quite well I think. Unlike some.

And you know what you are getting with these regulars. You get a child, some old men, and you just want it wrapped up as soon as possible.

 

It's all about opinions, and I respect yours as much as anyone else's, but I just find him extremely irritating with his constant questions (who's playing, as tha 'eard owt Andy lad, who's injured etc etc) and his apparent lack of knowledge about most things to do with the club he claims to support. I'm not the only one either by the way

 

I think he asks though because they will be more in the know than anyone else as they talk to the clubs.
I think he’s just a genuine obsessive Rotherham fan.I don,t mind him to be honest.

 

Don’t mind any of them tbh , at least they phone up and make it interesting and as for them being boring I can remember a time when they wouldn’t have got on as regular when so many called the show .
Love the new callers but they far and few between nowadays . Phoned up a few times myself in the past . It passes an hour on in the evening and I enjoy those themes they sometimes have eg memorabilia ones last week.

 

He’s on now. Utter tripe! Clueless. Obviously doesn’t watch the games. He’s called Martin I think.

 

Barnsley "fan"?

 

Giving it a miss tonight. Can't take too much of that!

 

I’ve never heard it. What’s a doylem?

 

I never heard Oz or any of the other Geordies say it in Auf Wiedersehen Pet. I think he called Barry a duck egg once or twice

 

Alan from Castleford always starts with ‘yeah....yeah’ and is usually on a station platform when he rings.

I used to get bus to work with him when he lived in Fitzy. He used to scout for Bfc back then. Nice bloke, very knowledgeable as well.

 

You are right , he has followed Barnsley all over & always rings in & speaks in a sensible manner , however I believe he was seriously ill last year but has now recovered thankfully & he has started to ring in again, although he now struggles with his speech somewhat but credit to him & hopefully he makes a 100% recovery & once again travel to the matches & rings in with his reports .

 

I once got cut off by the great Robert Jackson. He took offence to me suggesting that Sheffield Utd's relegation to the 4th Division (that evening) was a wonderful event that should be marked by all the brass bands in Yorkshire coming together to mark the occasion.

"We'll have none of that nonsense on here, on what is a very sad night."

 

Love it

 

Stopped listening to it after it lost all credibility and respect from me following the Hume/Morgan elbow incident.

 

He’s class. Like a comedy character, the king of hindsight - whenever something happens he claims he had previously told the presenter all about it.

I told yer Andy didn’t about that Dike, I knew Andy, I knew, aaar told ya he would do well for us.

an outlandish claim this evening bordering on him suggesting that he invented the internet, or at the very least he was ‘involved in it from the start’ due to working for a mobile phone company....

Steven, I salute you.

 

A complete and utter clown isn’t he? As you say he knows everything about everything and delights in telling us that he said it to [insert presenter name] only the other day. Apparently he is the only one who knows how good our manager is. A true and undisputed expert.

True Knowledge score - the square root of absolutely NOTHING.

 

he’s like something Steve Coogan would create