Pure Cremation Funeral Plan

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I've just been sent one today, despite me never enquiring over one. Do they know something I don't? :D
    And I've been feeling quite well, too, both physically & emotionally (thanks to Valerien Ismael and the lads)! :D
     
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    Check for any new insurance plans your wife’s taken out
     
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    Probably sending them to anyone over 50....
     
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    I've seen that on TV, not recieved any mail about it though.
    Been wondering about making arrangements though and told wife to do it as cheap as possible. I think I might be too big for the wheelie bin.
     
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    I've been telling my family for years to ship me up to Flamborough and tip me over the cliff edge...
     
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    Sending them to all reds fans knowing that this season will probably finish quite a few off, especially the old and vulnerable.
     
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    Alarm bells should be sounding now mate! Are you sure Crystal hasn't taken out any extra life insurance out for you recently? :D:D:D
     
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    Make sure you don't go out on bonfire night!! :D
     
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    That just makes it worse, old mate, as I really dislike Take That! :D
     
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    Before or after the 'event'? ;)
     
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    I quite like Flamborough and love the bacon sarnies from the café at Thornwick Bay. It'd be a nice way to go, on a full stomach. :D
     
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    Start worrying if they mention Soylent Green in the brochure....
     
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    So why didnt he get it 30 years ago?Haha sorry mate
     
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    Rotten swine ! :D:D
     
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    A man after my own heart, ive said put me in wheelie bin lol. I want a cheap funeral not bothered about glam un glitter now so definitely won't when it's my time to depart.
     
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    Love Flamborough and stay at least 3 times a year plus day's out.
     
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    Went to funeral yesterday (of a member of our pub quiz team) and the casket was a sort of wicker basket affair rather than the traditional wooden box. I must say I rather liked it.
     
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    wearing the mankini!?
     
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    Is it just me that doesn't want to pay for their own funeral!?
     
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    Well not for quite a while lol.
     
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