Pure Cremation Funeral Plan

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely! :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying to avoid it by living forever. So far, I'm doing quite well! :D:D
     
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    Please man no, just no! :D:D:D
     
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    Just got one today as well .
    Just checking to see if they do bogof if you fancy sharing wi mi :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I'm up for that, Marlon, old mate! :D
     
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    Who do you want to pay for it?
     
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    Yer Daft Buggers! :D:D:D
     
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    Kids can decide after I'm gone, they will have some money left by me up to them how much they choose to spend, I won't know anything about it!
     
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    Brilliant new funeral plan sweeps the UK haunts me like a ghost when I browse the internet.
     
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    If it’s the money you’ll have left them it’ll still be you paying for it. I imagine it would be nicer for them if it was all sorted and they don’t have to go through the stress of organising it. I also imagine they’d feel obliged to spend more or you than you probably would on yourself. Not sure how much of a scam these plans are though.
     
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    Strange that , wife got a mail shot this lunch on something of similar lines & said that it would suit me ! It appears that they collect the body from the hospital/ morgue or where ever & have it transported to a crem in Hampshire & then send the ashes on , whilst you have a memorial service or what ever you want in a place to suit you, bloody hell , torched in Hampshire , its got to be your worst nightmare !
     
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    Knowing my luck I’d get lost in post and be scattered over Hillsborough or summat:eek:
     
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    Should be included in our council.
     
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    Thing is, the funeral is for the bereaved. What's the point of me planning it? They might want a place to visit and a headstone, they might want me on the mantleshelf or scattered to the four winds. I really dont care, I just want them to do what makes it bearable for them.
     
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    Donate yourself to science. Free int it. :)
     
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    Strap me to the back of a Lambretta & send me over Beachy Head cliffs wearing a snorkel parka, in flames preferably.
     
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    Marlon, surely you cannot have done something so bad in your life that you would be laid to rest at Hillsboro , no one deserves that !
     
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    i got one as well mate, when my daughter came to pick harry up she saw it, smiled and whispered . . . yes. . disneyland
     
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    Whilst you're still alive?
     
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    Your not on your own, mate.

    I received this today as well.

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