Who would you have a go on but not tell your mates?

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  1. BarTyke

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    Christ.

    Lots of lust for Sturgeon on here. Doesn’t do it for me. Looks like the product of a 3 way featuring Gordon Strachan, Basil Brush and Janette Krankie.

    And she was mean to Jo Swinson with whom I would very liberally like to dabble.
     
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    not sure it got leaked beyond a few people I only knew about it cos my ex worked on the show.
     
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    Sturgeon looks like someone microwaved a Gwildor toy.

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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I am going to go through and rate the best ones, Claire Baldings up there as well
     
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    is that best, or worst? :)
     
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    mmm....can I ask why?

    There's Arelene Phillips too - not that she's more compelling (well maybe she is but you suspect bits might drop off in your hands).

    I'd prefer Brendan Foster to Arlene. Whilst hoping he'd be able still to run away from me.
     
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    I've definitely just had to Google this one and all I can say is you definitely need to go to Specsavers.. :rolleyes:
     
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    Plus she's a raging Tory (ish)
     
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    Just read through all this. And it's resurfaced a couple of times. Wondered who I put, and I dont appear.

    We had this before in a different thread?
     
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    Anybody.
    Beggars can't be choosers. :confused:
     
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    I read this then decided this can't possibly who I'm thinking it is. Then it was.

    Christ.
     
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    I say NOY to this.
     
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    Leading the way are:

    Claire Balding
    Kevin from Dodworth
    Nicola Sturgeon
     
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    Specsavers must be busy in Barnsley ;)
     
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    Think someone ought to set up a poll...Arlene Foster or Kevin from Dodworth.
    I reckon it could be a close run thing!!!
     
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    Sorry should have qualified my preference - if it was only a cuddle or heavy petting it would definately be Big Lil
     
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    Carol kirkwood bbc weather....
     
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    Erm..... as a 57 year old bloke, I'd definitely be telling my mates but if I was 30 years younger she'd lose out to Lucy the weather girl. I watch her very intently and 30 seconds after she's finished I realise I have no idea what she has been saying
     
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