Would you rather play Bournemouth...

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    In the semi on a shït pitch and a small tight pitch (2 Legs) or the vast green glades of Wembley?
     
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    I’d rather play Swansea in the semis and let Brentford knock out Bournemouth in the other
     
    ATYKE1, Apr 21, 2021
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    I'm just making the assumption that Bournemouth will get to the final if we don't play them in the semi.
     
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    Wembley.

    How long did you ponder, before coming up with "vast"?

    Is there nothing instead, that begins with a "g"?
     
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    I'd be happy to take Brentford in the semi, and Bournemouth in the final.

    It isn't possible to beat Swansea, because Conor will fvck us.
     
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    gargantuan ?
     
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    Anyone of em, let them do the worrying, we`re past masters at that art.
     
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    I thought about "great" but didn't want to turn Nutkins into Wordsworth - given that his next line would probably include gonads and gonorrhea and grubby and giving head.
     
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    :D
     
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    I have gargantuan gonads
     
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    If we get to the play-offs, I'm not taking it for granted, I'd rather not play any of the other play-off teams at any point ever. Even Swansea who are falling apart have some brilliant players. Brentford, Swansea and Bournemouth are premiership teams in all but name. (And yes I say premiership, deal with it.) Each of those teams are capable of making teams in the Premier League look like mugs on their day. And it looks like we've got to play them. Let's just get drunk and see what happens.
     
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    Giant doesn't work though. That was the only other one.

    My A Level English was obviously a waste of ones time.
     
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    I'm quaffing a bottle of Marlborough which I opened after the match. Wasn't drinking until we won.

    So I'm raising a glass to your comment, you big fluffy haired tit head. :)
     
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    It does need to be one syllable.

    Scrap "g" and come up with summat else.
     
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    Vast has one syllable.

    This thread has taken a different avenue to what I expected.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Apr 22, 2021
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    Ones time;
    One’s time; or
    Ones’ time ?
     
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    Byronesque! :D
     
    JLWBigLil, Apr 22, 2021
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    "This thread has taken a different avenue to what I expected."

    That's definitely not Wordsworth.
     
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    Great would work.
     
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    Apologies, one meant to write 'one's' time.

    This is coming from someone who once wrote from his own account when he was attempting to use one of his many alter egos.

    I'm currently going through 100s of promos so you and your mates can have a good night in a few weeks ;)
     
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