https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/spo...ane-murphy-provides-daryl-dike-update-3214765 Not seen posted elsewhere.
Can you imagine how that would have gone down if we’d have needed to win the match against Norwich and he was recalled on 2nd?
That reminds me... my youngest was about 2 when he did a p*** in the middle of the carpet, look my wife straight in the eye and said "clean it up with Cillit Bang".
she blamed me for letting him watch too much TV. Little tyke would remember something word for word and parrot it back just at the worst moment. He heard us talking about the babysitter, then when she turned up told her that she wore too much make-up.
Oh lord, I hope not. Cillit Bang is one of the most useless things I have ever used. Might as well use wee wee.
In my defence, it's the old advert I was thinking of. Never actually used the product. Or wee wee either, but I'll take your recommendation into consideration.